It's good to be bad You're not evil. You're just...misunderstood. And you're in
good company. In "The Unofficial Middle-earth Monster's Guide," orcs, goblins,
trolls, dark wizards--and on especially articulate dragon--serve as the perfect
role models for aspiring evil-doers. Coveting that corner office? Crush the
current opponent with your blood-thirsty Uruk-Hai army. Contemplating revenge on
a past love? Blast him with a ball of fire--it's really the only sensible
solution. Want that kid's cookie? Go ahead and take it. We won't tell.
Inside you'll find: * Advice on attacking, defeating, and cooking hobbits,
elves, dwarves, and pesky white wizards.
* Philosophies of evil from